Christmas Golf
Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of
golf, and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up
on Christmas morning, roll out of bed and without an
argument go directly to the golf course, meet his
buddies and play a round. His buddies all chimed in
and said, “Let’s do it! We’ll make it a priority,
figure out a way and meet here early Christmas
morning.”
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there
they are on the golf course.
The first guy says, “Boy this game cost me a fortune!
I bought my wife such a diamond ring that she can’t
take her eyes off it.”
Number 2 guy says, “I spent a ton, too. My wife is at
home planning the cruise I gave her. She was up to her
eyeballs in brochures.”
Number 3 guy says “Well my wife is at home admiring
her new car, reading the manual.”
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is
staring at them like they have lost their minds.
“I can’t believe you all went to such expense
for this
golf game. I slapped my wife on the butt and said,
‘Well babe, Merry Christmas ! it’s a great morning
for
sex or golf ‘ … andshe said, “Take a sweater…”
