Four old-timers were playing their weekly game of golf
and one remarked how nice it would be to wake up on Christmas
morning, roll out of bed and without an argument go directly
to the golf course, meet his buddies and play a round. His
buddies all chimed in and said, Let’s do it! We’ll
make it a priority, figure out a way and meet here early Christmas
morning.
Months later, that special morning arrives, and there
they are on the golf course. The first guy says, Boy this
game cost me a fortune! I bought my wife such a diamond ring
that she can’t take her eyes off it. Number 2 guy says,
I spent a ton, too. My wife is at home planning the cruise
I gave her. She was up to her eyeballs in brochures. Number
3 guy says Well my wife is at home admiring her new car, reading
the manual.
They all turned to the last guy in the group who is staring
at them like they have lost their minds. I can’t believe
you all went to such expense for this golf game. I slapped
my wife on the butt and said, “Well babe, Merry Christmas
! it’s a great morning for sex or golf …….. and she
said, ‘Take a sweater…’”
